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I stumbled my way to the bathroom, still drunk from sleep, and emptied the remaining contents of my bladder into the appropriate receptacle, at which point I realized what had prompted the bed wetting in the first place: I was dreaming I was peeing in the toilet. Everyone has them. Like pissing the bed was just a routine Tuesday night. But it was a big deal to me. A super big deal. Because what grown ass woman wets the bed? Apparently lots, according to Google. Grown ass men, too. Did you know there are entire forums dedicated to this problem?

Like, dozens, if not more. You have thought about wetting yourself in public but have been too scared to do it. Does this sound like you? This hypnosis file leads you to imagine wetting yourself in a park by accident! Summertime is the perfect time to have an accident in public. There are many ways you can wet your pants without anyone directly noticing. Wetting your pants can be an age regression experience , or just a f un and embarrassing activity.

So how do you plan for an accident? The place where you have your first wetting accident will be unforgettable. It will be the place where you found out for sure that you are a pants wetter. So where should you go? For your first accident choose a quiet, stress free place. Some good places are: an empty park early in the morning, on a nature trail, or at a beach beach.

Now decide, where and how you want to pee yourself. If you go to a park, you can sit down on the grass and simply let your bladder empty. This is less obvious than having an accident standing up. You can also pick a hidden spot behind a tree or a bush and let yourself have an accident. A beach is a great place to wet your pants because no one will suspect a thing. Just lay down on your beach towel in your swimsuit and feel how you cannot hold it in anymore. You can just swim in the water to rinse off signs of your little accident.

So what does a dry pussy mean? They flow. They gush. Without even being touched. And in life? You need to open the emotional floodgates for the phsyical ones to follow.

Lube is not the answer. Deeper connection and stimulation is. Start vaginal weight lifting and whoooosh! My husband is a happier man! Those porn scenes of ejaculating hitting the ceiling and walls? You, too, can have a vagina that does such things.

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